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[magicbone]

so, um. it looks like that parade is in order. good job, Babylon! see, relative peace is um, pretty nice I think. of course now that I've said that



hey you know, never mind! look, learning from the past. go me.

um, but seriously. it's pretty quiet. there's no breeding propaganda or stupid useless fighting or Air Force One political drama. actually um pretty much the most exciting thing going on is we finally redid the shelving system at Rule 42, which means everything is easy to find. if your name is Andrew Wells. seriously it's like color-coded and genre-coded and alphabetized by title and actor and there might be some subliminal rating system I don't even know about, but anyway. it works! everything is finally back on the shelves so um, if you plan on coming into the store, could you also maybe plan on not knocking everything down? please? that would be awesome.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

He must have new pedobait to mess around with in his own stockroom by now, right. If not I've still got Nair left and I'm not afraid to use it.

[magicbone]

cleaning the stockroom, that's what I forgot to do.

it's kind of hard to um, be sneaky about using nair.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You can scrub the stockroom till it shines but will you ever be able to wipe clean your mind.

Speak for yourself, I find it makes a fine supplemental ingredient to any bottle of shampoo.

[magicbone]

I'm hoping someday, maybe like. twenty or thirty years down the road. it's a long shot though.



gksjk you wouldn't.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Just saying we're not the only ones with a business that can be sabotaged.

[magicbone]

oh my god Warren, scheming+5 but subtlety-100 okay.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I don't need subtlety, I have NAIR which is by its very definition unsubtle. Pay attention shortcake, you'll be quizzed later.

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[magicbone]

but the planning part, I mean he can read that. um I know we both know these things, okay, no quiz please.

but it would be hilarious gklsjfklsj

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

See the best part? Even if I didn't it's the wondering that would drive him to madness and despair. If I did, well he'd have to suffer the wrath of Babylon's female population when his services resulted in a sudden loss of volume.

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[magicbone]

I'm filing this under good ideas in case more stuff gets knocked over.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You keep an eye out and let me know if I need to indulge in some B&E.

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[magicbone]

orrrr you could come to work and find out for yourself?

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You don't have to look at the naughty pictures to sell them.

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[magicbone]

yeah, that's completely the point. um whatever, I'll let you know what happens.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Good man.

[flameregalia]

I can read this!

[magicbone]

hahaha um.

[flameregalia]

Also, who would want to sabotage your business? You hardly have any competition. You are marketing a select good, I'm marketing a service.

[flameregalia]

Also I havent been by the shop in at least half a week.

[magicbone]

no one wants to sabotage your business! it was a joke?

[magicbone]

yeah um that's why we had time to put everything back.

[flameregalia]

And your carpenter did a poor job with those shelves anyway. and that table.

[flameregalia]

Frankly I find this whole thing very offensive.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oops.

[flameregalia]

It wasn't funny.