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[ex_whoosh450]

I'll make this brief. The previous post and its comments were not authored by myself. There is currently no way to get back to our homes.

I now have members of the police force working to calm the chaos and send everyone safely back to their apartments, but felt I should write something here to stop more people showing up.

I assume this was a misguided April Fool's joke, and apologize for not noticing and putting a stop to this sooner. I hope none of you are too disappointed.

Comments

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

You might wanna put some better protection on that account.

[ex_whoosh450]

...I changed my password?

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

... I said 'better protection'.

[ex_whoosh450]

And how do I go about doing something like that?

[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

You should probably go ask one of the computer nerds working at the government. I'm sure they'd spring for it.

[ex_whoosh450]

I'll do that.

[copier.livejournal.com]

They did a pretty decent job picking up your speech patterns.

er, sentence construction? "speech" sounds kind of lulzy to say on the internet, but you know, something like that.

[ex_whoosh450]

Do you think? I don't really write like that, do I?

[copier.livejournal.com]

There were a couple parts that seemed a little off (that you, valued citizen felt a little too boilerplate), but I think it held up to casual scruntiny pretty well. (I mean, consider how many people bought it!)

Could've been better, but it could've been a lot worse.

(Then again, I haven't been paying as much attention to this kind of thing as I used to. It's been a while since I've had reasons to pick people's mannerisms apart!)

[ex_whoosh450]

Wow, I'm going to work on being less condescending, then. Or maybe I should hire the prankster as a speechwriter, if he can impersonate me so well — that'd save me a lot of effort.

[postits]

A little.

[ex_whoosh450]

Thanks.

[postits]

Don't be sore, some of us weren't fooled.

[ex_whoosh450]

It was the gold tie, wasn't it. Do I even own a gold tie?

[postits]

I think your closet is the Felix bag of ties, Nathan. I never question what's going to come next.

[tokencommoner]

Yes, sir. You do. It's in the emergency tie drawer.

[ex_whoosh450]

Thanks, Miss Fujioka, I'll keep that in mind for the future.

[tokencommoner]

You might not want to, sir. It's silk and kind of shiny.

[ex_whoosh450]

Just for emergencies, then.

Were you hoping to go home, Haruhi?

[tokencommoner]

I was planning on doing damage control for most of the night, actually. I've finished my homework and put on a pot of coffee already.

[ex_whoosh450]

I actually meant back to your home world, but that's good of you, Miss Fujioka, I'll make sure you're paid overtime for your hard work; I'm doing much the same thing.

[tokencommoner]

Oh. I haven't thought about it; this place isn't bad. I'm of the opinion that this world is what we make of it. I have people I wish would come here, and I miss club activities sometimes, but I like my work and school, the breeding program aside, is at least interesting. Thank you for the overtime, it's very helpful, but I'm just doing what you hired me for.

[tomimic.livejournal.com]

What I said still stands, Nathan. I don't want to leave here.

[ex_whoosh450]

Neither do I, Pete. But I feel pretty badly for all the people who do right now.

[tomimic.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should try doing something with my powers.

[ex_whoosh450]

This wasn't your fault, Pete, so don't think you have to make up for it somehow.

[tomimic.livejournal.com]

I know, Nathan, but I want to help people.

[notwalking]

This is such fucking bullshit.

[ex_whoosh450]

...I thought it was you.

[notwalking]

What made you think that.

[ex_whoosh450]

Targets me, causes chaos, plays on people's weaknesses... you just would have been my first guess, is all.

[notwalking]

I'm flattered, but that doesn't change the fact that this is fucked up.

[captnkennit.livejournal.com]

Drinks.

[notwalking]

That sounds better than the other thing.

[hardertokill.livejournal.com]

Probably should've known better.

[ex_whoosh450]

I'm sorry, Claire.

[hardertokill.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I don't really want to leave you or Peter, anyway.

[tomimic.livejournal.com]

We'll work something out.

[hardertokill.livejournal.com]

It's fine. I'd probably just get home and wish I could come back here, so I didn't have to pretend to be Miss. Ordinary.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

You should expect things like that.