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[ex_whoosh450]

I'll make this brief. The previous post and its comments were not authored by myself. There is currently no way to get back to our homes.

I now have members of the police force working to calm the chaos and send everyone safely back to their apartments, but felt I should write something here to stop more people showing up.

I assume this was a misguided April Fool's joke, and apologize for not noticing and putting a stop to this sooner. I hope none of you are too disappointed.

Comments

[copier.livejournal.com]

There were a couple parts that seemed a little off (that you, valued citizen felt a little too boilerplate), but I think it held up to casual scruntiny pretty well. (I mean, consider how many people bought it!)

Could've been better, but it could've been a lot worse.

(Then again, I haven't been paying as much attention to this kind of thing as I used to. It's been a while since I've had reasons to pick people's mannerisms apart!)

[ex_whoosh450]

Wow, I'm going to work on being less condescending, then. Or maybe I should hire the prankster as a speechwriter, if he can impersonate me so well — that'd save me a lot of effort.