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[ex_whoosh450]

I'll make this brief. The previous post and its comments were not authored by myself. There is currently no way to get back to our homes.

I now have members of the police force working to calm the chaos and send everyone safely back to their apartments, but felt I should write something here to stop more people showing up.

I assume this was a misguided April Fool's joke, and apologize for not noticing and putting a stop to this sooner. I hope none of you are too disappointed.

Comments

[copier.livejournal.com]

They did a pretty decent job picking up your speech patterns.

er, sentence construction? "speech" sounds kind of lulzy to say on the internet, but you know, something like that.

[ex_whoosh450]

Do you think? I don't really write like that, do I?

[copier.livejournal.com]

There were a couple parts that seemed a little off (that you, valued citizen felt a little too boilerplate), but I think it held up to casual scruntiny pretty well. (I mean, consider how many people bought it!)

Could've been better, but it could've been a lot worse.

(Then again, I haven't been paying as much attention to this kind of thing as I used to. It's been a while since I've had reasons to pick people's mannerisms apart!)

[ex_whoosh450]

Wow, I'm going to work on being less condescending, then. Or maybe I should hire the prankster as a speechwriter, if he can impersonate me so well — that'd save me a lot of effort.

[postits]

A little.

[ex_whoosh450]

Thanks.

[postits]

Don't be sore, some of us weren't fooled.

[ex_whoosh450]

It was the gold tie, wasn't it. Do I even own a gold tie?

[postits]

I think your closet is the Felix bag of ties, Nathan. I never question what's going to come next.

[tokencommoner]

Yes, sir. You do. It's in the emergency tie drawer.

[ex_whoosh450]

Thanks, Miss Fujioka, I'll keep that in mind for the future.

[tokencommoner]

You might not want to, sir. It's silk and kind of shiny.

[ex_whoosh450]

Just for emergencies, then.

Were you hoping to go home, Haruhi?

[tokencommoner]

I was planning on doing damage control for most of the night, actually. I've finished my homework and put on a pot of coffee already.

[ex_whoosh450]

I actually meant back to your home world, but that's good of you, Miss Fujioka, I'll make sure you're paid overtime for your hard work; I'm doing much the same thing.

[tokencommoner]

Oh. I haven't thought about it; this place isn't bad. I'm of the opinion that this world is what we make of it. I have people I wish would come here, and I miss club activities sometimes, but I like my work and school, the breeding program aside, is at least interesting. Thank you for the overtime, it's very helpful, but I'm just doing what you hired me for.