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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

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[ex_wells219]

Slayers.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Mr. Wells?

[ex_wells219]

I haven't heard that in um. A long time. But yes! Except, no. Well, yes I'm Mr. Wells but do I know you? I'm pretty sure none of my Slayers were cute and asian...

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I was on Ms. Summer's squad until recently.


Also, I was right next to you when we stormed Toru's headquarters.

[ex_wells219]

Toru ... who would be...?

Look, until I turned up here, last time I'd seen Buffy was like, Watcher training, before we decided to go global. Apart from the conference calls! But before you wig, time goes all crazy wonky here and lots of people remember stuff their friend's don't so you're probably just from my future if I hadn't been pulled into a crazy new dimension. Like, a future episode.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

So you don't remember the battle in Tokyo with Dracula and the giant mecha? Or, um, Ms. Rosenberg flying you to Scotland?

[ex_wells219]

Please say you mean in a plane.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh it figures my slayers start showing up once the zombies are gone.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

The Mr. Wells I knew couldn't stop talking about either Dracula or the giant mecha.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Is that really you Ma'am?

[ex_wells219]

Still trying to get past the idea of letting Willow carry me over thousands of feet of empty air, thanks.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Not another one.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

You, ah, mentioned something about Dramamine, I think.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Another what?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Slayers, three counts as an infestation right.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Only three? Are you serious?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I could do with fewer.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

And who exactly are you?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh the ma'aming. I'd almost forgotten about the ma'aming.

Yeah, it's me.

[ex_wells219]

That explains it.

Hey welcome to Babylon! No mecha but we just had zombies, it's pretty awesome here. Do you like anime?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Your doom.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect to see you again so soon.

It looks like I was pulled away from my post. I'm sorry. I said I wouldn't let you down and now...

How do we get back?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Couldn't resist that. Warren Mears, your ma'am and I go way back.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I think. Zombies? Did kill the head work this time?

Anime? I used to watch some on CN before the Slayer thing happened.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Hi? If you say so, I guess.