~one~

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

Comments

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

And who exactly are you?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Your doom.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Couldn't resist that. Warren Mears, your ma'am and I go way back.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Hi? If you say so, I guess.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh, you remember Warren, Satsu. No skin, torturing Willow?

[ex_wells219]

What

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

...I forgot to mention that didn't I?

[ex_wells219]

Buffy...

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

It sort've happened while you were in the states. We thought it'd be a good idea not to...

Sorry.

[ex_wells219]

No, you were probably right. I wish you'd trusted me but I mean, I get why you'd make that call.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Should I not be talking about this?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I brought it up. You're fine.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Did you really go to high school with all of these people?

[magicbone]

I feel sick.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

HE'S Creepy Skinless Guy? It's not like you exactly explained what that whole thing was about, Ma'am. Is the witch here too? And why is he not dead or something?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

What am I like the Slayer boogeyman or something.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

A guy with no skin and a bloody scalpel makes an impression.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Historical accuracy obviously hasn't been preserved in the campfire horror stories. I'm not generally a bloody scalpel type of guy. I guess whatever you need to do to keep the little Slayers in line though.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I don't think it was actually him who was Creepy Skinless Guy, but yeah. It was kind...of a long story. And no, Amy's not here.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Is this another time difference thing? Is there, I don't know, a chart or something?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

There should be.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Slightly melodramatic phrasing Slayer, I mean your order is kinda reversed there and the torment was mostly internal anyway whereas being flayed alive would probably better qualify as actual torture...

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Wasn't talking to you.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh right, forgive me for overstepping my bounds Slayer.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

You should consider yourself lucky if all she's doing is telling you to shut up.