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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

Comments

[ex_wells219]

Slayers.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Mr. Wells?

[ex_wells219]

I haven't heard that in um. A long time. But yes! Except, no. Well, yes I'm Mr. Wells but do I know you? I'm pretty sure none of my Slayers were cute and asian...

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I was on Ms. Summer's squad until recently.


Also, I was right next to you when we stormed Toru's headquarters.

[ex_wells219]

Toru ... who would be...?

Look, until I turned up here, last time I'd seen Buffy was like, Watcher training, before we decided to go global. Apart from the conference calls! But before you wig, time goes all crazy wonky here and lots of people remember stuff their friend's don't so you're probably just from my future if I hadn't been pulled into a crazy new dimension. Like, a future episode.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

So you don't remember the battle in Tokyo with Dracula and the giant mecha? Or, um, Ms. Rosenberg flying you to Scotland?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh it figures my slayers start showing up once the zombies are gone.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Is that really you Ma'am?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh the ma'aming. I'd almost forgotten about the ma'aming.

Yeah, it's me.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect to see you again so soon.

It looks like I was pulled away from my post. I'm sorry. I said I wouldn't let you down and now...

How do we get back?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Hey I've been here for almost nine months, any posts people are getting yanked from I win in the early abandonment category. And I don't even remember reassigning you, so no let-downs here!

As far as getting back, we don't know.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

But I just saw you two weeks ago. And you don't remember reassigning me.

Is it all right if I ask what the last thing you remember is?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Not another one.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Another what?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Slayers, three counts as an infestation right.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Only three? Are you serious?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I could do with fewer.

[repent]

Nah, we pluralize to "an asskicking".

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Have I ever told you that you're my favorite of all the Slayers I know.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Um. Hello?

[magicbone]

well um you seem to know all of my friends and I don't know you, so. hi. I'm Jonathan. um welcome to Babylon, I guess.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure how much I know anyone right now. But hi.

[magicbone]

time is weird like that.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Sure. Time.

[magicbone]

um. it's not so bad! look at it this way, you've got a leg up on the rest of us. I think.