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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

Comments

[magicbone]

well um you seem to know all of my friends and I don't know you, so. hi. I'm Jonathan. um welcome to Babylon, I guess.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure how much I know anyone right now. But hi.

[magicbone]

time is weird like that.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Sure. Time.

[magicbone]

um. it's not so bad! look at it this way, you've got a leg up on the rest of us. I think.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know things about things I know nothing about. Lucky me.

[magicbone]

sorry. I'll stop.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, it's not you're fault. It's all just... too much to process right now.

I shouldn't be here.

[magicbone]

no um, I get that. I felt like that when I first got here too. but don't say that. everyone's here for a reason. and it gets easier, it does. um. I promise.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I was just starting to get a handle on things back home too.

Thank you.

[magicbone]

me too.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I think I like this one.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

Sorry you got skinned alive. Or something.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
Yeah right. Don't get too comfortable with that pity.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I was just trying to be polite or whatever because we're apparently not on opposite sides in a war anymore. It doesn't mean I want to be your friend or anything.

[disparages]

Yeah, like, war or not he doesn't deserve the niceties.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what's going on anymore, let alone who deserves what. And I don't know who you are either.

[disparages]

Okay, first off? Retract those claws, Miss Saigon, I'm with Angel. Secondly, in case you haven't noticed, Warren's a total dick, skinless or not.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Angel the vampire? And sorry but where I come from, being a total dick usually isn't punishable by skinning.

And WHAT did you just call me?

[disparages]

Duh, do you know many other Angels?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I don't actually know Angel.

And at least the skinless dick isn't making random racist comments.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I did not just say that.

[disparages]

Yeah. Well. Sorry. Sounds like for being future girl, you're still in the dark about lots of stuff.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Because that's always stopped you from opening your mouth. Suppose that kinda keeps you in business though.

[disparages]

Not impressed. You've had better digs.