~two~

Jul. 8th, 2008 12:18 pm
[identity profile] stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com
This is a public service announcement for any guys who might end up with a Slayer for a roommate down the line.

Slayers have enhanced strength, speed, and fighting abilities.  We were born (and many of us have been trained) to kill vampires, demons, etc.  If you end up sharing quarters with a Slayer and happen to have the ability transform into or summon some sort of monster, it would be a REALLY GOOD IDEA to explain this to her in detail ASAP so she knows what the deal is. 

On the other hand, it would be a REALLY BAD IDEA to, for example, try and demonstrate your ability when she's still half asleep and busy cooking breakfast.  Because when a Slayer turns around and sees a demon-looking thing chilling out right behind her, it's seriously NOT going to end well.

Junpei, I'm really really REALLY sorry about your face.  Are you going to be okay?  Do you know who we should talk about replacing that chair?

First the festival booth and now this.  Can I please start this week over?

~one~

Jun. 15th, 2008 08:36 pm
[identity profile] stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com
If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

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