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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

If any other Slayers from the Tokyo office were pulled through the portal, please come to Pisces #306 immediately.  Do not panic or engage anyone until we knows what's going on.  And even then don't panic.  I'll figure something out.

To anyone else reading this, hi my name is Satsu, I'm most recently from Japan by way of Scotland, and I collect plushies and buttons.  I hope that suffices for an introduction.  Does anyone have a better explanation for this place than 'welcome to the end of the world, your life wasn't real, have a puppy or kitten" because I don't really buy it. 

Comments

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh the ma'aming. I'd almost forgotten about the ma'aming.

Yeah, it's me.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect to see you again so soon.

It looks like I was pulled away from my post. I'm sorry. I said I wouldn't let you down and now...

How do we get back?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Hey I've been here for almost nine months, any posts people are getting yanked from I win in the early abandonment category. And I don't even remember reassigning you, so no let-downs here!

As far as getting back, we don't know.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

But I just saw you two weeks ago. And you don't remember reassigning me.

Is it all right if I ask what the last thing you remember is?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Before I got zapped to the world of backwards thinking?

Just getting back to the castle after we'd rescued Willow from Warren and Amy. One minute I was complaining about needing a shower, the next I'm kicking a scientist in the face.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

That was a while ago for me.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I haven't been doing anything dumb in the future, have I? No crazy haircuts, biker boyfriends?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Ah, no.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Okay, good.