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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

This is a public service announcement for any guys who might end up with a Slayer for a roommate down the line.

Slayers have enhanced strength, speed, and fighting abilities.  We were born (and many of us have been trained) to kill vampires, demons, etc.  If you end up sharing quarters with a Slayer and happen to have the ability transform into or summon some sort of monster, it would be a REALLY GOOD IDEA to explain this to her in detail ASAP so she knows what the deal is. 

On the other hand, it would be a REALLY BAD IDEA to, for example, try and demonstrate your ability when she's still half asleep and busy cooking breakfast.  Because when a Slayer turns around and sees a demon-looking thing chilling out right behind her, it's seriously NOT going to end well.

Junpei, I'm really really REALLY sorry about your face.  Are you going to be okay?  Do you know who we should talk about replacing that chair?

First the festival booth and now this.  Can I please start this week over?

Comments

[botanically.livejournal.com]

I suppose this is my cue to go level with my new roommate before she starts moving, then!

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're...

Yeah, that would be a good idea. She's the one who taught ME how to fight.

[botanically.livejournal.com]

I can't really imagine many situations in which I'd be changing forms in the living room, but it's probably better to settle these things up front.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I think I stopped ruling out situations even before I was transported here.

[impressupon.livejournal.com]

Junpei needlessly summoned his Persona?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Is that what it's called? It was a big thing with wings.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I JUST WANTED TO SHOW HER HOW COOL TRISMEGISTUS IS

[impressupon.livejournal.com]

Our Personas aren't meant for games, Iori.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I wasn't gonna do anything with him. I just wanted to show her!

[forkball.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about the booth! I think that was cool enough that having to put it back together was worth getting to see it.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

It shouldn't have happened, but I guess I'm glad you enjoyed it? I'll definitely be more careful next time.

[forliving.livejournal.com]

...is Junpei-san okay?

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

Dude, she broke my nose. Isn't she awesome?

[forliving.livejournal.com]

Broke your nose?

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

It all happened in a flash, dude, one minute I was summoning Trismegistus and the next, a chair was totally flying towards my face. Even the chair broke, man.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

 

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

You have good aim!

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I wish it wasn't as good. I'm so sorry.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I've been hurt way worse than this before, trust me.

[hirohiko]

Please don't worry about the booth; if we'd bothered to put more time into this festival, it would have been built more sturdily.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Again, super strength. But I think you all did a great job in such a short time. It was really fun.

Even for someone not wearing a yukata.

[hirohiko]

Sorry if I came off too strongly last night, by the way. Mitsuiro always tells me that I don't have the sense to keep my mouth shut when I should know better.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

You broke your roommate's nose?

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Well, can't fault you for sluggish reflexes.