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[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

This is a public service announcement for any guys who might end up with a Slayer for a roommate down the line.

Slayers have enhanced strength, speed, and fighting abilities.  We were born (and many of us have been trained) to kill vampires, demons, etc.  If you end up sharing quarters with a Slayer and happen to have the ability transform into or summon some sort of monster, it would be a REALLY GOOD IDEA to explain this to her in detail ASAP so she knows what the deal is. 

On the other hand, it would be a REALLY BAD IDEA to, for example, try and demonstrate your ability when she's still half asleep and busy cooking breakfast.  Because when a Slayer turns around and sees a demon-looking thing chilling out right behind her, it's seriously NOT going to end well.

Junpei, I'm really really REALLY sorry about your face.  Are you going to be okay?  Do you know who we should talk about replacing that chair?

First the festival booth and now this.  Can I please start this week over?

Comments

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

You have good aim!

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I wish it wasn't as good. I'm so sorry.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I've been hurt way worse than this before, trust me.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

That doesn't exactly make me feel better.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I don't really meet girls who can break people's faces with chairs like that! I thought it was cool!

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

There were hundreds of Slayers back home. It's not really all that special.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

There wasn't anybody like that at Iwatodai! Well, I bet Aigis could've done it, but she's a robot, and she wouldn't do it to any of us, she's way too nice.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I mean... Not that you're not nice or anything! But she can like, control her reflexes because she's, y'know, a robot.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm glad you still think I'm nice after I, you know, broke your face.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

You didn't mean to!

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I think you're a much nicer person than I am.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'm a pretty nice guy. I try to be, anyway.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

You do a good job. Don't take the chair to the face as a sign that I'm not glad you ended up as my roommate.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I didn't!

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

Good. And I know I'm not the best cook but how about I handle the meals for the rest of the week? It's the least I can do to make up for this.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

You don't have to. It's all cool with me, seriously.

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I'd probably end up giving you food poisoning too. Let's just say I owe you one then.

But no breaking my nose back.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

I never hit girls anyway!

[stupidlipgloss.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever actually heard anyone say that before. At least not since I became a Slayer.

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

Well, there's this one girl I know, who I probably should hit back, but I don't.