yo minami, watch and learn

[behemothed]

Dear Mr/Mrs Pandora:


What do you want for this Christmas thing? I need to know in advance because I have limited mobility and use lots of that time for police work/errands/booze runs. If you know who has me, tell them I want a cool T shirt and maybe a gun (I heard they're cheap)


Thanks and be safe,

Udou Akira (secret santa)

Comments

LEARN WHAT?!?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

THATS HIT"S SUPPOSED TOO BE SECRET!!

how to type, cockboy.

[behemothed]

And?

[ex_whoosh450]

...Ingenious.

[behemothed]

Hey. So, are these things your idea?

[ex_whoosh450]

Definitely not.

[behemothed]

oh. So... why are you so fussy about them

[ex_whoosh450]

I'm just trying to help. I like to see things done right.

[behemothed]

yeah but I don't know this person. Isn't better that i use this thing to meet them and we can hang out or something? New friends. I MEAN it's good to do things right, but you can't really follow the laws on everything. These guys don't know what's best for everybody, right?

[ex_whoosh450]

Sure, do whatever you want. Still, some people might want what they're getting to be a surprise.

[behemothed]

Then they can ask me for a surprise. Man, it must really be nice to only have to worry about something like this, huh buddy?

[ex_whoosh450]

Must be, shame I don't have that leisure.

[behemothed]

Yeah, poor guy like you has to worry about what other people are getting each for christmas. Sounds backbreaking

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

It's really not that big of a deal! It's easier this way.

[behemothed]

Hi!

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Hello! I haven't decided what I might like for Christmas. Maybe a football? (You might call it a soccer ball.)

[ex_whoosh450]

...Tell your room-mate we're going for drinks.

[sharkish]

why are you worrying about this, just give them fifteen dollars like im doing for mine

[behemothed]

1) Not worrying, just being a cool guy.

2) That is genius.

3) Come over.

[sharkish]

akito wanted to bake cookies or some homo shit. fuck that

what? why

[behemothed]

akito can bake?

[sharkish]

depends how loosely you define baking

[behemothed]

are you coming over or not?

[sharkish]

calm the fuck down ill get to that when i get to it

[behemothed]

yeah, cause I bet you're really busy. Get over here now

[sharkish]

whatre you going to do if i dont, hobble over here and beat me with a crutch?