yo minami, watch and learn

[behemothed]

Dear Mr/Mrs Pandora:


What do you want for this Christmas thing? I need to know in advance because I have limited mobility and use lots of that time for police work/errands/booze runs. If you know who has me, tell them I want a cool T shirt and maybe a gun (I heard they're cheap)


Thanks and be safe,

Udou Akira (secret santa)

Comments

[behemothed]

1) Not worrying, just being a cool guy.

2) That is genius.

3) Come over.

[sharkish]

akito wanted to bake cookies or some homo shit. fuck that

what? why

[behemothed]

akito can bake?

[sharkish]

depends how loosely you define baking

[behemothed]

are you coming over or not?

[sharkish]

calm the fuck down ill get to that when i get to it

[behemothed]

yeah, cause I bet you're really busy. Get over here now

[sharkish]

whatre you going to do if i dont, hobble over here and beat me with a crutch?

[behemothed]

push the bones ihn your nose right up to your skull. But hey fine, have fun with your homo alterago. I'll just dream about your aorta again

[sharkish]

im heading over and you can give it a shot

[behemothed]

don't wear the dress!

[sharkish]

I AM TELLING YOU IT WAS ONE TIME

[behemothed]

ITS IN TWO PICTURS AGITO

[sharkish]

FROM THE SAME TIME!!

[behemothed]

HOW LONG WERE YOU WEARIG IT!?

[behemothed]

OH MY GOD ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

[sharkish]

WE WERE KIDNAPPED IN KYOTO AND THAT FAG FROM OSAKA HAD SOME TRIAL HE WAS RUNNING, ITS NOT LIKE I HAD A WHOLE LOT OF FASHION OPTIONS

[behemothed]

see the more i hear about this, themore I think i shouldve moved a little more to the right when i hit you and just slit your fthroat.

[sharkish]

do you want to go, gimpy?? i dont take it easy on cripples

[behemothed]

Yeah

[sharkish]

yeah

[behemothed]

I'm waiting