yo minami, watch and learn

[behemothed]

Dear Mr/Mrs Pandora:


What do you want for this Christmas thing? I need to know in advance because I have limited mobility and use lots of that time for police work/errands/booze runs. If you know who has me, tell them I want a cool T shirt and maybe a gun (I heard they're cheap)


Thanks and be safe,

Udou Akira (secret santa)

Comments

LEARN WHAT?!?

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

THATS HIT"S SUPPOSED TOO BE SECRET!!

[ex_whoosh450]

...Ingenious.

how to type, cockboy.

[behemothed]

And?

[behemothed]

Hey. So, are these things your idea?

[ex_whoosh450]

Definitely not.

[behemothed]

oh. So... why are you so fussy about them

[ex_whoosh450]

I'm just trying to help. I like to see things done right.

[behemothed]

yeah but I don't know this person. Isn't better that i use this thing to meet them and we can hang out or something? New friends. I MEAN it's good to do things right, but you can't really follow the laws on everything. These guys don't know what's best for everybody, right?

[ex_whoosh450]

Sure, do whatever you want. Still, some people might want what they're getting to be a surprise.

[behemothed]

Then they can ask me for a surprise. Man, it must really be nice to only have to worry about something like this, huh buddy?

[sharkish]

why are you worrying about this, just give them fifteen dollars like im doing for mine

[ex_whoosh450]

Must be, shame I don't have that leisure.

[behemothed]

Yeah, poor guy like you has to worry about what other people are getting each for christmas. Sounds backbreaking

[behemothed]

1) Not worrying, just being a cool guy.

2) That is genius.

3) Come over.

[sharkish]

akito wanted to bake cookies or some homo shit. fuck that

what? why

[ex_whoosh450]

If you're trying to say something, you might as well say it.

[behemothed]

akito can bake?

[behemothed]

I'm not picking a fight. Just saying it's kinda weird.

[sharkish]

depends how loosely you define baking

[ex_whoosh450]

I'm not really concerned about what people are buying, just the spirit of the thing, y'know? Don't you have anything better to do than ask me about it?

[behemothed]

Don't you have better stuff to do than police it?

[behemothed]

are you coming over or not?

[ex_whoosh450]

Probably, but it's not as interesting.

[sharkish]

calm the fuck down ill get to that when i get to it

[behemothed]

yeah, cause I bet you're really busy. Get over here now