yo minami, watch and learn

[behemothed]

Dear Mr/Mrs Pandora:


What do you want for this Christmas thing? I need to know in advance because I have limited mobility and use lots of that time for police work/errands/booze runs. If you know who has me, tell them I want a cool T shirt and maybe a gun (I heard they're cheap)


Thanks and be safe,

Udou Akira (secret santa)

Comments

[ex_whoosh450]

...Ingenious.

[behemothed]

Hey. So, are these things your idea?

[ex_whoosh450]

Definitely not.

[behemothed]

oh. So... why are you so fussy about them

[ex_whoosh450]

I'm just trying to help. I like to see things done right.

[behemothed]

yeah but I don't know this person. Isn't better that i use this thing to meet them and we can hang out or something? New friends. I MEAN it's good to do things right, but you can't really follow the laws on everything. These guys don't know what's best for everybody, right?

[ex_whoosh450]

Sure, do whatever you want. Still, some people might want what they're getting to be a surprise.

[behemothed]

Then they can ask me for a surprise. Man, it must really be nice to only have to worry about something like this, huh buddy?

[ex_whoosh450]

Must be, shame I don't have that leisure.

[behemothed]

Yeah, poor guy like you has to worry about what other people are getting each for christmas. Sounds backbreaking

[ex_whoosh450]

If you're trying to say something, you might as well say it.

[behemothed]

I'm not picking a fight. Just saying it's kinda weird.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

It's really not that big of a deal! It's easier this way.

[behemothed]

Hi!

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Hello! I haven't decided what I might like for Christmas. Maybe a football? (You might call it a soccer ball.)

[behemothed]

You play?

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do.

[ex_whoosh450]

...Tell your room-mate we're going for drinks.

[behemothed]

ohh You guys know each other.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

I think he knows my roommate.

[behemothed]

Hey, I'm Akira. any idea what you want for christmas this year?

[ex_whoosh450]

Not really.

[postits]

Are we?

[ex_whoosh450]

Yes.

[postits]

Right. Two shakes of a lamb's tail.