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[behemothed]

Dear Mr/Mrs Pandora:


What do you want for this Christmas thing? I need to know in advance because I have limited mobility and use lots of that time for police work/errands/booze runs. If you know who has me, tell them I want a cool T shirt and maybe a gun (I heard they're cheap)


Thanks and be safe,

Udou Akira (secret santa)

Comments

[ex_whoosh450]

If you're trying to say something, you might as well say it.

[behemothed]

I'm not picking a fight. Just saying it's kinda weird.

[ex_whoosh450]

I'm not really concerned about what people are buying, just the spirit of the thing, y'know? Don't you have anything better to do than ask me about it?

[behemothed]

Don't you have better stuff to do than police it?

[ex_whoosh450]

Probably, but it's not as interesting.

[behemothed]

You must be really bored.

[ex_whoosh450]

I'll take people over paperwork any day of the week.

[behemothed]

no kidding. So. what are you getting your person? Or is it me. Cause I told you what I want.

[ex_whoosh450]

Tell you the truth? I have no idea.

It's not you.

[behemothed]

You should ask them what they want. They could end up being cute, like mine.

[ex_whoosh450]

Somehow I severely doubt that.