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[forkball.livejournal.com]

...why are there snakes at the bottom of the stairwell in the Pisces?



Or is this one of those things I'd be happier not knowing?

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[gunsandfootball.livejournal.com]

Kekeke. You've got motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking apartment?

Weellll... Need someone to take care of them for you?

[forkball.livejournal.com]

I guess? I don't know whose mess it is to clean up, but I'm starting to think there's something to be said for taking the elevator.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

...so that's where they went!

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

They bite!

[gunsandfootball.livejournal.com]

Oh? That's not much of a problem.

[yakyuubaka.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're sure!

[forkball.livejournal.com]

...right, not asking.

[asifiweretodie.livejournal.com]

You don't want to know.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

...probably not.



Please tell me this isn't going to be a regular occurance.

[gunsandfootball.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm planning to take them regardless of who they belong to.

Try to avoid using the stairwell for the next hour unless you feel like sleeping for the next twelve hours after that.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the elevator is sounding pretty good right now.

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[onhispaths.livejournal.com]

......ah.


Did he...?

[notwalking]

Been wondering the same thing. I fucking hate snakes.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

I guess with a crowd like this, I should really just stop getting surprised.

[notwalking]

But why snakes, of all things? Mice, or piglets, or, I don't know, bluebirds. Christ, this world.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

At least the bluebirds wouldn't bite.

[notwalking]

Shit. Are they poisonous?

[forkball.livejournal.com]

I don't know, and I don't really want to know.

[notwalking]

Right, staying in my room until this whole thing blows over. God, I fucking hate snakes.

Charlie Dalton, by the way.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

I've never really gotten close enough to one to figure out if I hate them or not, but I don't think now's the time to try.

Kanou Shuugo, nice to meet you.

[notwalking]

I shot every snake I saw on the estate. You don't want to get close to them.

You like poetry?

[forkball.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

I...don't really know much of it, I guess.

[notwalking]

Good. That's great. I'll keep you in mind.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but isn't it awesome?!

[forkball.livejournal.com]

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Or gets bit by snakes.

Whatever.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

No harm LOOKING at them.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Maybe poking them with a stick's too much, huh?

[forkball.livejournal.com]

...how long is the stick?

[forkball.livejournal.com]

Er. Okay?

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty long stick.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm. Hang on, putting the hospital on speed dial.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Why do you need to call the hospital? I'm not getting near it.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

Tajima.

It's you.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

So? Doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to get bitten by a snake.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Fine. I will!

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Ow.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

um, do you have the hospital on speed dial?

[forkball.livejournal.com]

dafsjkdfjkld you dumbass



give me ten seconds.

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

You TOLD me to do it!

[forkball.livejournal.com]

I told you not to get bit!

And why did you have to take that seriously!


dumbass!

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

The one I poked didn't bite me! So there!

[asifiweretodie.livejournal.com]

I'd like to say 'no', but.

[forkball.livejournal.com]

just shut up and don't get close to the rest of them. I'm coming down there.

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[asifiweretodie.livejournal.com]

If you were asking 'use realm of animals in Yamamoto's apartment', then yes.

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[onhispaths.livejournal.com]

...are you all okay?

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[asifiweretodie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, mostly.

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[onhispaths.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.