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[magicbone]

today is only going to get better but um. just for the record. I have the best friends ever.

happy holidays, Babylon!

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[magicbone]

if you keep making the shink shink noise I'm going to pull your hair.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Me, just now. Because you do.

[magicbone]

oh my god, do not do not do not do not

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey your secret is safe with me!

[magicbone]

THIS ISN'T SECRET COMMENT LAND

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Right but the point is you didn't deny that it contains the properties of a secret.

[magicbone]

foiled again.

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[magicbone]

um. Buffy wasn't on your list.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

What, you think the Slayer's harboring a secret passion for you, short round? Please be more lame.

[ Filter : Warren ]

[magicbone]

not at all. um. actually. I just, I don't know why I said it. it's just sflkjslk the other girls are nice and um everything, but they aren't. you know.

[ Filter : Jonathan ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

AREN'T WHAT, A HEINOUS BITCH?

WHATEVER it's not even about that okay. I'm going to say this once so pay attention. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO WOULD ACTUALLY PROBABLY SLEEP WITH YOU AND EVEN CUDDLE AND EAT CHOCOLATE POST-COITUS OR WHATEVERTHEFUCK, AND YOU'RE HOLDING OUT FOR THE CHICK WHOSE TYPE IS SPIKE. HOW DO YOU ACHIEVE THIS LEVEL OF SELF-DELUSION.

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[magicbone]

OH MY FREAKING GOD WARREN

1. NOT A BITCH
   1A. DON'T SAY THAT
   1B. EVER SERIOUSLY EVER AGAIN
2. EAT CHOCOLATE? I DON'T EVEN REALLY LIKE CHOCOLATE AND WHO THE HELL EATS CHOCOLATE AFTER THEY HAVE SEX
3. I'M NOT DELUSIONAL she saved me okay. like...four times, and I think I'm not even um counting all of them.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

1. IS TOO
   1A. MAKE ME
   1B. OR YOU'LL DO WHAT
2. YOU TYPES WHO LIKE YOUR SEX SWEET LIKE YOUR CHOCOLATE, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I'M MORE OF A DARK CHOCOLATE GUY MYSELF
3. IT'S HER JOB. Chosen one, destiny, et cetera? She doesn't have a choice, sparky! Christ this is like damsel-in-distress syndrome in reverse.

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[magicbone]

1. IS NOT TIMES INFINITY
   1A. OH I WILL
   1B. I'LL TELL HER YOU'RE EVIL AGAIN
2. I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE A RESPONSE FOR THIS BECAUSE OH MY GOD WARREN YOU ARE MAYBE ACTUALLY THE WORST INFLUENCE I HAVE EVER MET
3. sflksjfklsj that's not true. you're wrong. it wasn't her job when skfjsl it just wasn't her job, okay, you're so wrong it's not even funny. maybe we're not friends and I get that, okay, and I've tried to get over it and IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING and I don't know why I'm even talking about this with you. just. let it go.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Would you.

[ Filter : Warren ]

[magicbone]

I don't know.

[ Filter : Warren ]

[magicbone]

maybe.

[ Filter : Warren ]

[magicbone]

no.

[ Filter : Jonathan ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Okay then.

[ Filter : Warren ]

[magicbone]

you know I wouldn't actually. it was just. it was a thing, I don't know. I was making a point.

oh my god. maybe one day I'll get over it, okay, just. not soon, and I can't promise anything, but. I'm trying. and I'm sorry, okay, it's just how it is and sfklsj oh my god I can't talk about this with you, like, ever.