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BABYLON THANKSGIVING DINNER

I know not all of us originated in the United States of America, but I am sure each one of you have things you are thankful for. I, personally, am thankful for plenty, most of all that I can be here and healthy with my family.

That is why I am pleased to announce the first annual Babylon Thanksgiving Dinner to be held tomorrow night at 7PM. Some of you may have seen the fliers on the street, but for those who missed them: the feast will be located at the Crestwood Hall on Main Street, and entry is free. Anybody is welcome to come along and break bread with those close to them.

Please bring a plate or dish, even if it's just something you grab from the store. Some food will be provided, for those of you living beyond your means. There will also be alcoholic beverages available, however the age limit will be enforced. Security will be in attendance and anybody displaying violent tendencies may be asked to leave.

I hope you and your friends will all join me in giving thanks to Almighty God, or whomsoever you believe in, this Thursday evening. We may no longer be in America, but our traditions will hold fast as we colonize this world and venture into a new era.