↳ doze.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I'd like to thank everyone who came to the party! It was very interesting to see people out of their dreams.

And a note to Itsuka Minami and Akito Wanajima; your clothes are still in the building somewhere. You might want to go back and get them.

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[secondflame.livejournal.com]

damnit.

does anyone have money they can lend me for shoes? that bastard ikki took my last pair and won't give it back.



and jonathan, can i have some more hours at the store?

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[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

MR MIKAURA,

LSITNE CLAREFULLY! WE AROE A GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS THAT RPERPESENT A SMALL FOREGIN FACITON!! WE RPESPECT YOUR BUSINESSS BUT NOT YOUR INSOELENCE. AT THIS TIME WHE AH VE YOUR SHESO IN OUR POSSESSION!! THEKY ARE SAFE AND UNHARMED ANDI F YOU WANT THEM TO SEE WHATEVER NEXKT YEAR'S YEAR IS YOU MUST FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCITIONS TO TH ELETLTER!!

1) YOUR IWLL WITHDRALW ALL MEKAT FRMO THE MAKRKET AND LEAVE IT ATO URDOOR!!

2) YOUW ILL ACKNOWELDGE US KAS YOUR ONE TRUE GOD AND SAVIORU!!

3) OU WILL ALSO BUJILD US A SHIRME MADE FROM SILK AND DIMAONDS!!

4) AFKJTER THKAT YOU WILL WIRTEI US A DTAILED ACOCUTN OF TELING US WHY MINAMI ITSUKIG ISN"T HHE MOST HANDSOME MAN YOU"VE LSEEN IN YOUR LIEF AND WHY PYU WOUDN'T ANWKAT TO DATE JHIM IF YOU WEROE GOY!!

ABY DIVIATION FO MYI INSTRUCTIONS WILL REUSLT IN THE IMMEAIDIATE EXECEUTION FO YOUR SHOES. YOU WILL ALSO BE DNIEND THE REMAINS FOR A PROPER BARIEL!! THEO GENTLEMAN WKATCHING OVER OYUR HSOES DO NOT PARTICULALRLY LIKE THEM SO I AIDVICE YOU NOT TO PROVOKE HIM!! SPEAKIGN TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS WILL RESULT IN YOUR SHOES BEING BEHEANDED. IF WE CAHTK YOU TALKGIN TO A CAT, YOUR SHOES DIE.

DON"T UNKDERSITAIMTE US!! UJSE OTHAT GOOD LACK OF COMMONSNESE NOF YOURS!! IT'S UP TO YOU KAZUAM!!

- SHOE RANSOM GUY

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[giantego]

HEY KIDS,

I WILL END YOU.

XOXO,
DR. PERRY "FISTS OF ASBESTOS" COX

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[kingofthunder.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION DUMBASSES

COMMENTS

LEARN TO FUCKING USE THEM

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[secondflame.livejournal.com]

i could handle borrowing shoes, too.

ADDENDUM:::

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

ALSO FALRLUE TO COMPYL MEANS WKE WILL BE GOING AFKTER YOUR BENAIES

- SHOE RNAOMS AND BENAIE GUY

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[secondflame.livejournal.com]

river, let's lock the door. but i don't think that bastard can find it.

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[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

KAZU WHKATC OYUT

THEKRELS THIS GUY WEIARING A BANDANNA ON HSI HEAD AND CONCEALNING ALL OF HTIE DESINTINGUISHNGIN FEATUROES FHI S FACE HE TOLD MKE HE WAS GOING TO KILLYouRHSOES ANDI TOLD HIM NT OTO BUT HE KILEDH THEM ANWAY DEATH BY BEHEADING AND BURNT KAT THE STEAK ANDK ALSO PSOISON KOOLAID!! HE OCNFISKLCATJEK DMY COMPUTER SO I COUDLN":T UJSEI T!!

AFKTHER THAT HE RIPEPED A BENAIE AND SIADJK HE WAKS GOIGN TO HANG IT UP ON THE FORNT OF YOUR BIDGLING AS AN EXMPAEL TO ALL THEO THER BENAIES ANKD THAKT HE WOUDL STRIKE AGAIN!!

I'L LKEEP YOU POSTED!!

- MINAMI ITSUKI

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[secondflame.livejournal.com]

i always thought the masked character was supposed to be blond.

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[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

HJE WL>AS WEAIRNG A WIG TOO TO CONECAL HIS TRUE IDENITTIY!!

- MINAMI ITSUKI

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[secondflame.livejournal.com]

NO.

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[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

I THOGUTHK I SAW A COMMETN CALLIGN ME A DUMBLASS BUT THIEN IT JUST SUDDNELYL DISPAPEARED I GUESS THATKlS BECAUSE IT'S JUST TOO SMALL!

XIX

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

They're still stuck there. I was hoping they'd hurry up, but apparently not!

But I can't be the only one worried about something happening somewhere else, can I?