In the Spirit of Fair Warning

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Since the topic came up, I might as well make this little public service announcement now.

I know there's some bizzare human compulsion to grope the bellies of mommies-to-be. A desire to feel connected to the whole miracle of life or whatever. However, anyone who attempts to touch me without asking for and receiving my express permission will not be getting their limb back intact. Or at all. And then you'll get to savor the experience of physical therapy with the charming and personable Dr. Cox for months and months and months and months.

Hmm, I think that about covers it.  Now back to your regularly scheduled boredom!