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[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Hey cockbite, I've got your fucking kid and I don't want to hear you bitch if I put him on a leash. If you're here, pick him up or I'm letting the scientists do more than give him a rabies shot.

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[lavernius.livejournal.com]

..........................

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

......... TEX?!

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Wait, you've got Junior?! You didn't kick him or anything, did you?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

WHERE ARE YOU

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Could you shut up for two seconds?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

DON'T LEASH HIM, HE'S NOT A DOG.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Dude, don't hurt my kid!

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

is that what this is

[fuckinhateyou.livejournal.com]

TEX?

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU HURTING HIM????

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

I'M GONNA CALL LIKE, CHILD SERVICES OR SOME SHIT.

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to if you pick him up. Taurus, room 401.

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

It's the lovechild of an idiot and his alien boyfriend.

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Church.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Don't do anything to him!

Junior, kid, if you're reading this, STAY AWAY FROM THE LADY.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

HE WAS NOT MY BOYFRIEND

HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

SHIT

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

IT'S A FUCKIN MAN BABY????

[fuckinhateyou.livejournal.com]

You're here! And not dead!

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

He's chewing on my boot.

Which you'll be replacing, by the way.

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK

[youcockbites.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's a manbaby.

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Gross!

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

men don't have those parts RIGHT

[lavernius.livejournal.com]

HE INJECTED SOME PARASITE SHIT INTO ME

TRUE STORY