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[ Filter: Peter ]

They're so cynical. I don't know how I can convince all these people that this is the right thing to do.

[ Filter: Public ]

There's no local newspaper, so I guess I'm using these for this, too. I'm in need of some assistance, so I'm looking to fill a few positions. Anyone interested in a career in politics or law should consider applying; you will, of course, have to sign a non-disclosure agreement but you will be paid well and will gain plenty of opportunities for advancement in those fields.

Firstly, I'm looking for a bodyguard. I need someone strong, fast, and able to stand against whatever might be thrown at them. You'll be following me around a lot, so free time is a plus. Past experience will be an advantage.

Secondly, I'm going to need a personal assistant. Mostly I'm interested in someone who can be helpful but will also think for themselves. There will be a lot of interaction with various people, so you will need both the ability to speak well and also listen. You'll be assisting me in various areas, including speechwriting, taking notes and running errands, but I am willing to train anyone who wants to learn and has the right qualities or qualifications.

Finally, I need a secretary/receptionist. This will be a part-time job, mostly filing, printing and answering telephone calls, but potential applicants should be organized, punctual and able to take their job seriously. I'm fine with hiring anyone of school-age if their grades are up to standard.

Interviews will be held in Government Building C over the next week; contact me to arrange a time.