1) I am not a nerd, Shawn. I am an intellectual, and I enjoy shows that use myth and metaphor to examine complex and pressing social issues.
(SO COOL! *virtual first pound* I always did wonder how we could afford beach front property.) You think? We'd need a new office, plus a mini-fridge, and you know I need TIVO.
...wait.
Shawn. You're asking me to use my knowledge to exploit my heroes. I don't think I can do that.
2) You...you had a date with Dana Scully?
I don't believe it. She's way out of your league, Shawn. She has UST with David Duchovny. David Duchovny.
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Date: 2008-03-08 07:26 am (UTC)(SO COOL! *virtual first pound* I always did wonder how we could afford beach front property.) You think? We'd need a new office, plus a mini-fridge, and you know I need TIVO.
...wait.
Shawn. You're asking me to use my knowledge to exploit my heroes. I don't think I can do that.
2) You...you had a date with Dana Scully?
I don't believe it. She's way out of your league, Shawn. She has UST with David Duchovny. David Duchovny.