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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

The last time I found myself at loose ends after giving up a steady career in vengeance, my plans to discover what sort of unique snowflake I might blossom into as a single, human gal in America got somewhat derailed by an impending apocalypse and also dying, neither of which continue to be relevant. That is to say without the conflicting seasonal metaphors, I need to find something I love doing that isn't Xander. It's time to get back on the horse! Once upon a time I had the Magic Box, but then certain parties became evil and by the time she was done being evil my shop could fit into— well, the name became more literal than I'd been aiming for! And anyway, I've looked everywhere and there are simply no dark arts supplies to be found anywhere under this dome, not even at the high school (not that I am now or have ever been on the premises looking for items to confiscate in really firmly secured and personal lockers, oh no; by the way, Buffy, your hair is looking lovely these days, very shiny). So reopening any kind of magical supply store here doesn't seem like it would be a profitable business venture. But watch out, Babylon! I just know that I'm a woman of varied and legal talents! And I will find myself if I have to snuggle every bunny in this world to do it.

Um. There aren't very many bunnies here, right?

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[postits]

It's been difficult to cook decent hasenpfeffer, I'll put it that way.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Not that I protest the slaughtering in general, but I find the thought of consuming bunny parts only slightly less horrifying than cuddling them.

[postits]

You should try it. Rabbit is quite the delicacy.

May I ask why?

[magicbone]

well um you could, but it'd be an empty magical supply store. which sucks. but um good luck, Anya!

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Have you considered opening a store that sells something besides 'dark arts supplies'?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone finally noticed I switched to a new conditioner!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Don't be cruel, Rube! I realise that my phobia isn't shared by many, but it's very real to me!

Why? Why?! Just look at it!



I've seen and caused a lot of evil in my day, sir, and that is what we in the trade call unmitigated.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Hence the lack of profit, I went over this part. And yes, thank you, I anticipate the bliss that comes with finding one's true place in the world to arrive very soon!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I am keeping an open mind! However, I doubt I'd be able to offer the same expertise in nonmagical goods that previously aided me in the receiving of cash, checks and all major credit cards.

[postits]

Considering a phobia is an irrational fear, I'll let it go.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

It's very effective!

Tell me, Buffy, do you find molding young and impressionable minds to be a fulfilling use of your talents as a woman in today's post-apocalyptic world?

[sharkish]

It's so cute!!!

[postits]

Though. I suppose, if you need a temporary job.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

If by cute you mean the scourge of everything held to be sacred, then yes, it's freaking adorable!!

[magicbone]

you'll find it! um, Babylon, land of opportunity or something. but um whatever you find probably won't be as exciting as magic.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I noticed!

[sharkish]

I bet his little nose wiggles!!!

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Ooh, do you need me to make waffles? I could make waffles!

[postits]

No, I'm quite fond of the kitchen. Thank you. But we are short-staffed on waitresses at the moment.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you gay?

[notwalking]

Well, there's one service conspicuously missing in a place that's so intent on procreation.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Ah, the only trade that's nearly as old as magic. Vengeance wasn't far behind it, either. You'd be amazed at the sheer volume of entrails I've removed from men frequenting brothels over the centuries.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

What? No. Just someone who understands the value of good hair.

[notwalking]

Sounds like dirty business.

[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

Hm. Okay! I can record the culinary desires of the hungry and pass them on to you in exchange for tips.