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[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

Ugh! If this is someone's funny idea of an afterlife I should have just stuck with my crosses. They were much prettier than this godforsaken place, anyway.

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[postits]

It's not worth it, believe me.

[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

I see the complexities of punctuation elude you as well!

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yeah you said that to me too and yet you still come round and talk at me

[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

I know, I just can't seem to help it. He's like a mangy stray! You don't want to let him in the house for fear he might piss on the carpet, but it seems too cruel not to put out a bowl for him from time to time.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

figured you were being poetic. like wossface. shakespeare.

[postits]

What does that have to do with reaping, Mason. Also, we have to stay prepared. Which means you have to stay relatively un-fucked for at least two hours of the day.

[postits]

That almost makes him endearing.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

does sleeping count

[postits]

No.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

see its a little hard for me to stay unfucked with all the lovely ladies throwing themselves at me but i wouldnt expect you to understand that

[postits]

Those are called hallucinations, Mason.

[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

I'm not a poet, I am an actress~

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fuck off i cant find anything good enough to induce hallucininations

[postits]

I could help with that.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

and a lovely actress you are

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

what

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

really

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

ace

[postits]

We'll see.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

two hours a day then?

[postits]

Preferably more.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

ps rube found out about the bowling incident

[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

His charm is certainly unique.

[postits]

As is yours.

[postits]

You bowled a fucking 360, if I recall correctly. And I do.