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[giantego]

I have one teeny tiny, itsy bitsy request for the citizens of Babylon as a whole:

COULD WE STOP WITH THE USELESS FIGHTING? As much I as I absolutely l-o-v-e love love LOVE trauma patients and all of their pissed off, antagonistic bitterness, and their broken bones and bruised ribs and black eyes and missing teeth, and their complete inability to COME TO PHYSICAL THERAPY WHEN I TELL THEM TO, I am really, reeeeheheheheeeeeeeeeeally sick of dealing with injuries that could have been prevented by someone simply saying to themselves, GEE, YOU KNOW, MAYBE TODAY ISN'T SUCH A GOOD DAY TO TRY TO ASSERT MY SUPERIORITY! Not that I have anything against asserting superiority — see also: I'm a doctor — but when it keeps landing you in the hospital, you'd think that maybe you'd realize that you should give it a rest.

Elle, you're due in for a check on that brand spankin' new eye of yours next week. Cordelia Chase, letting us know your progress on that whole walking thing would be really just peachy keen. Everyone hurt in the brawl, YOU'RE WELCOME.

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[disparages]

Can I keep the crutches?

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

I can assure you if there's no supervised battles that the injuries and fatalities from the pent-up aggression of the occupants of this dome will be far worse. Call it a hunch.

[sharkish]

Thank you for patching us up, Doctor Cox!!

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Apropos, do you happen to know if they're hiring at the hospital?

(And I do realize that a better time to ask would have been before the fight.)

[ex_wells219]

You know that's kind of not entirely fair since some trauma patients didn't uh, deliberately hurt themselves and Faith's tournament was a pretty good idea since you know, you are paid kind of a lot of money to help people who go and get all punched up, it can't be worse than back in whatever state you actually used to work in!

[ex_wells219]

Also: don't be mean to Scully!