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[giantego]

HEY KIDS,

I WILL END YOU.

XOXO,
DR. PERRY "FISTS OF ASBESTOS" COX

Comments

[flameregalia]

Let them play, they're just children.

[giantego]

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you need some meditation to calm you down.

Ah, what's that they say?

Calm blue ocean.

[giantego]

My therapist actually used desert imagery, he said it fit fire signs better. Then again, my Ph.D. actually means something, as opposed to his quack degree, and oh Jehovah, I already feel so much better! Belittling people who aren't here, it's the best therapy there is.

[flameregalia]

Better than threatening teenagers? You do a lot of that.

[giantego]

In my experience, that's the only way they learn.

[flameregalia]

Are you a father to a few teenagers? You definitely seem old enough to be so.

[giantego]

Not quite! There was this whole thing with the divorcing and the remarrying and the re-divorcing and the affairs and the bellboy (or poolboy, or busboy, or something boy) and the botched surgeries and thus I will never get to see my children grow up to reach that peak of angst and rebellion! Thanks for the reminder, I really appreciate it.

[flameregalia]

Maybe less stress would increase your lifespan.

[giantego]

Is that your professional opinion, Dr. Firecrotch?

[flameregalia]

Since I'm a hair stylist, my professional opinion regarding you would include a long list of products for rapidly receding hair lines. It was friendly advice.

[giantego]

This conversation just got way too metro for me. Have fun there, spark plug or whatever the name is.

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

You don't like when people play, do you?

[giantego]

Let's just say I lack a fondness for the reindeer games.

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

What happened to make you dislike it?

[giantego]

You are so not my therapist! So not answering this!

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

If you're going to be rude, you should tell someone why.

[ex_wells219]

Dr. Cox has a sheild of rage.

[giantego]

SO NOT HELPING!

[truthmeasurer.livejournal.com]

Is that why he wrote this?