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My visit to the prison was quite interesting. To be fair, I was checking up on Mason — and as it turns out, he wasn't there. Surprise to end all surprises. However, the facilities are somewhat nicer than I expected, if a little cramped. A sudden spike in crime rate will do that to a place. The group of people there is motley at best. Destruction is destruction, no matter who is behind it, though I do question some motivations. I suppose those are between the convicted and their god. And, of course, the government.

One has to wonder why two wealthy and powerful leaders would mysteriously turn up dead at roughly the same time. Babylon, do your wonders never cease.

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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

maybe they were having an affair and the wife found out about it and offed them. surprised you didnt see it coming


also hey. snot nice

[postits]

Yes. Surprising, to say the least.

It was worth a shot. Where did you end up?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

attacked by some monster from fucking queen of the damned, lost a lot of blood and passed out back at my place! not too diff to a normal saturday night except for the bit where a CREATURE BIT MY FUCKING NECK id prefer not to think about it

[postits]

Wow. I didn't think you were actually stupid enough to involve yourself in the fight, but what do you know.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

wasnt so much as involve myself in a fight as i was coming home from the bar and walking past a fight and some fucker bit me

what if i turn into a werewolf rube. OR A ZOMBIE.

[postits]

How much blood did you lose? This could prove interesting.

I think the regeneration kills all chances of that.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, that sure is mysterious.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

And sometimes even Mason can avoid jail, you know.

[postits]

A fucking mystery novel, if you ask me.

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So I learned. Forgive me for thinking it was the most logical place to look.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

A REGENERATING ZOMBIE!!!

all of it? it is pretty interesting yeah, and a waste of a good nights drinking if you ask me.

[postits]

You're clean.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Maybe Nancy Drew will show up and solve it for us.


Actually, that might be cool. I used to love Nancy Drew.

[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

Mason, you are a regenerating zombie at least 95 percent of the time.

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I think she's too good for this one.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

i took a shower, yeah.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Yeah, even a five year old could figure out what's going on.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

hey thanks.

[postits]

And yet you're still a fuck up.

[postits]

Or we're just cynical undead bastards with nothing to do but create conspiracy theories. Though I'm betting on the former.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

Look, I can type like a twat if that's what floats your fucking yacht.

[fucktoiletseats.livejournal.com]

Of course.

But I did say "sometimes".

[postits]

No, it's just unnatural coming from you.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

prison's cheaper than a hotel sometimes