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[rescuing.livejournal.com]

If I could breed, Babylon, believe me, I would.

I've never felt this pent up since I was rescuing Claire from Antarctica. Seriously, do you know how hard it is to get it on when the female lead is your sister and the only other female who isn't infected or family is a crazy psycho clone who turns into a bug?

Yeah.

All these parties people keep having make me feel like some pedo or something. People in their teens keep hosting them.

Well, at least you don't need to have an amazing party to drink your problems away. And with that, off to the fridge.

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[byintuition.livejournal.com]

Chris, make sure to note the window. It was broken during the chaos the other night, but I've already put in an order to have it repaired. Just don't get too close to it. The edges are still sharp.

I'm also working late tonight. There isn't a need to get anything for me if you're ordering in.

[letmelive]

okay first of all, no one wants to know about your need to breed. Two, Alexia wasn't a clone but that doesn't really change the fact that she turned into a bug, and three, your liver called to tell me it hates you. Your lungs share the sentiment.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

fact.

chicks here don't put out.

[repent]

Someone needs to host a real party. With strippers, and fist-fights.