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[magicbone]

freedom? horrible, horrible freedom?

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Prison is really anticlimactic, I was told there would be shankings.

[magicbone]

was it like Oz?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah if Oz was on TNT.

[magicbone]

Babylon: we know drama.




come to think of it. it's um probably good that it wasn't like Oz. the big house changes a man etc.

[disparages]

I thought they were keeping the real social menaces in longer?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey that's really sweet of you to say Cordelia.

[magicbone]

they realized he's a teddybear.

[disparages]

I think you're getting braver!

[disparages]

Well, you're no crazy pirate, but you being in prison doesn't exactly tug at my heartstrings.

[magicbone]

if you say so.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Where's my fucking dog.

[magicbone]

wow, inappropriate amounts of anger for the situation. she's at the store with me.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah whatever you say. Bring her back.

[magicbone]

I'm kind of working? um. you could come get her.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You're the one who like kidnapped her.

[magicbone]

my bad for taking care of her while you were gone.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

What do you want, a medal? Thank you so much for not letting my dog DIE in my absence, please be so kind as to take a few moments out of your packed schedule to now return her to me.

[magicbone]

I'll bring her by at lunch.

[magicbone]

p.s. any time.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Never mind I'll come get her myself, I wouldn't want someone to poison her with antifreeze or something before then.

[magicbone]

right.

[ex_wells219]

Dude.

[magicbone]

slkdfj I'm just saying.

[ex_wells219]

Major flashbacks okay.

[magicbone]

checking for implants.

[ex_wells219]

Little hands like their girlfriends? Don't even start with me okay.

[magicbone]

good times amirite.

[ex_wells219]

Best years of my life. Or, well, hours.

[magicbone]

the whole being incarcerated for less than a day thing doesn't make us sound um quite as hardcore.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You think?

[magicbone]

at least twice a day.

[ex_wells219]

Because we were totally hardcore to begin with, what with the whole icecream and Appletini parties thing...

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You know I hate it when you do my work for me Shorty.

[magicbone]

and champagne and pillow forts and Mario Kart, that's like our trump card.

[ex_wells219]

Letters...

[magicbone]

dskfjskjfs you win. or I win? or um we all win.

[ex_wells219]

ftw.