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[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

And me at a loss for what to buy anyone for a baby shower. I suppose the government doesn't think ahead. Nathan, do you think you should instill something for people to be prepared before they have children? Perhaps a shop that sells bonnets and carriages?

Regrettably, I broke the child provided for me.

To my students: Classes are still in session, no matter how much water you drink.

Comments

[stayforlove.livejournal.com]

Is someone having a baby?

That's true! You never really see anything for babies...

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

No, but the irony is amusing, don't you agree?

[ex_whoosh450]

I don't think we're producing enough children for that to really be an issue, unless they have Tamagotchi booties.

I'm shocked, I figured you for a good virtual mother.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Even after they've spiked the water? I hope there's an OBGYN in Babylon.

Oh, no, I'm awful, really. Children aren't my thing.

[ex_whoosh450]

They haven't got much moral ground to stand on, I get that. But I'm pretty sure they're holding themselves culpable for stuff like medical fees and adoptive services.

I guess you've got your students, anyway.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

They are awfully cute.

[ex_whoosh450]

You can be the mom of Babylon.

[postits]

No one would want to mother that many fuck ups.

[scud]

I've heard of you~ Kung-fu, right? Are you interested in taking new students?

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

That's not funny.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

It's part of their charm.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Enrollment is always open. However, I'm not an easy teacher.

[scud]

It's okay, I'm not an easy student! Stubborn. But I think I'd like to learn. I'm Scud, by the way.

[postits]

It is?

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

I'll be Sifu Vilma to you.

[scud]

See I got a lot of gun training at my last job but, yknow, it's always good to branch out. When do I start, Sifu Vilma?

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Gun training? Well, we'll have to start before the basics then.

Tomorrow, three o'clock.

[scud]

Yeah. Mostly I preferred the walkie-talkies and computers and stuff, but it came with the job~ Before the basics sounds perfecto. I'll see you! And thanks for taking me on.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

You disagree?

[postits]

Based on past experience and my usual company, not at all.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

It's quite amusing watching them. It was far worse in the world I came from. At least, no matter how inept, they think for themselves.

[postits]

Yes, if nothing else, we can credit them for that.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard you talk much about your own world, Rube.

[postits]

I suppose we could remedy that. Though your stories quite outshadow mine.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

I'll be the judge of that.

[ex_whoosh450]

My apologies, of course it's not...

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

They'd all turn out like my tamagachi.

[tothegloryof.livejournal.com]

━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━ you BROKE it??? how did you do that???

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

I'm not a good mother.

[tothegloryof.livejournal.com]

m(._.)m oh.