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So Mike, did you end up bagging a shag?

Actually, this question applies to the entire fucking Dome, is anyone actually pulling in a heterosexual manner?

I've really got nothing against non-breeders, bang who you want. But the government might be less prone to putting drugs in the water if they realize it's only going to result in bitchfights and not babies. Maybe I'll run for Junior Minister or something, whatever it is people are talking about here. (Elections? Are you serious? That's hilarious.) Bitchfights not babies, that can be my slogan.

Seriously though, quelling riots, shit in the water, when are we getting girlscout badges with the little coloured triangles?

PS. Whoever runs the music store, do you have any independent music circa 1990-2010? Try and pass off Coldplay and I'll shank you with a CD case.