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Well let me help you out there, missy pants! One, doctors wear pristine white coats, while ninjas seem to be fond of all black ensembles. I know that the latest issue of Babylon CosmoGirl! says that pink is clearly the new black, but for ninjas, black is always black. I haven't worn black since Jordan told me that it washed me out — which I clearly don't care about, but she threw out every black article of clothing I ever owned, so there's that. Two, ninjas are trained and surprisingly effective killing machines. Doctors, despite what my colleagues have tried to prove over many years, are actually instructed to not kill their patients. In fact, we're supposed to do the opposite of killing! Three, ninjas are silent like the dead of night, and you may have noticed that I talk a lot. I could never be a ninja, Elle. I would never want to, and I never could. But guaranteed, set a doctor up against a ninja, and the doctor will win every god damn time.