fourteen!

May. 14th, 2008 05:43 pm
[identity profile] andbelieve.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] indesolution
I'm bleeding and it won't stop!

Date: 2008-05-14 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com
That happened to me once after I became human! I was very distressed until I realised I'd simply begun menstruating. Where is the blood coming from?

Date: 2008-05-14 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com
Congratulations! You're now a woman!

Date: 2008-05-14 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com
Yeah, I never really understood that part either. But you may now begin the hunt for an inseminator! Alternately, use protection!

Date: 2008-05-14 11:02 pm (UTC)
giantego: (TAKING A BREAK.)
From: [personal profile] giantego
As the resident loudmouth physician, I should PROBABLY answer this, but... I really don't want to.

Date: 2008-05-14 11:09 pm (UTC)
giantego: (TAKING A BREAK.)
From: [personal profile] giantego
...why don't you just come down to the hospital and I'll have one of the nurses explain it to you.

Date: 2008-05-14 11:12 pm (UTC)
giantego: (I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE THAT.)
From: [personal profile] giantego
Yeah well that's bound to happen. Just. Oh for the love of god, just grab a towel and come to the hospital, my shift starts in half an hour anyway, I'll make sure they take care of you. Good god, this is everything I ever had nightmares about with Jennifer.

Date: 2008-05-14 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com
Yes! I believe it's a sort of, hm. Trade-off! In order to experience the pleasurable bodily fluids one must endure those that make you feel as though a hot poker is being stabbed repeatedly through your abdomen (and I would know!). But thankfully there are many more days in which one can have sex than those you are forced to endure menstruation.

Date: 2008-05-14 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stayforlove.livejournal.com
Be a little more sensitive!

Date: 2008-05-14 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stayforlove.livejournal.com
Um, would you like to go to the hospital, or would it be more comfortable if I came over? I could bring some stuff you'll need and I can explain it in person!

It's nothing to be scared of! You'll be fine. ^^

Date: 2008-05-14 11:30 pm (UTC)
giantego: (TAKING A BREAK.)
From: [personal profile] giantego
That's me being sensitive.

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