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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So here's the deal, I know robots. It's what I do. I don't mean the kind that vacuum under your couch for you either, we are talking humanoid AI. And I think it's been pretty well established that you never know what wacky hijinks Babylon's got in store or more importantly when it's going to involve being torn limb from limb, whether those be made of bone or metal or some combination of the two. The meatbags already have the hospital and Cox to take care of them but I've been thinking I could be of some help to the more mechanically structured.

You may be thinking this is all fine and good and you'll just come around if the need arises but keep in mind that it'll be harder to figure out how you were put together if the original parts have been crushed into unrecognizability. I'd probably figure it out eventually but things could get a little experimental and it would take longer. You'd probably be better off seeing me before that happens so I can get some blueprints drawn up and figure out the parts I'd need or even just how I'd go about repairing the ones you've already got.

Comments

[Filter: Warren Mears]

[hardlywired.livejournal.com]

Yes, I already know that you are acquainted with Gabriel Gray.

No part of me is robotic. My interface ability could possibly be described as mystical in nature. Or simply fate at work.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And it's a rare day when I'm happy to be considered a meatbag.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No worries, I won't mind the challenge if you do decide to get my help when it's necessary.

[magicbone]

yep. pretty soon I'll start guessing.

[magicbone]

Jasper.

[magicbone]

Agamemnon!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I would consider changing it to that.

[magicbone]

Walter, Brecken, Jacques, Hayden, Oliver?

[disparages]

Why are you guessing stupid ones? William.

[magicbone]

because apparently it's worse than Pascal.

[ Filter: Yatoji Satsuki ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Cool superpower.

Look I appreciate the offer but I kinda work alone.

[disparages]

Who's Pascal?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oliver is Andrew's middle name dumbass.

[magicbone]

well um Blaise Pascal was a philosopher and a scientist and a pretty cool guy in general but it's also my middle name. like I said, Warren's is worse, so I have to know what it is.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

French mathematician.

[magicbone]

um duh. but wouldn't it be funny if you had the same one?

[ Filter: Warren Mears ]

[hardlywired.livejournal.com]

The data I've seen would suggest otherwise. But as you wish.

[disparages]

what was wrong with your guys' parents?

[disparages]

It's like they doomed you guys to lives of social awkwardness.

[magicbone]

in a loving way.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 

[disparages]

Yeah, maybe.

[magicbone]

it's cool. I'm sticking to Agamemnon.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Oh are you still here? Can I get some sort of countdown on how long that's gonna last?