Babies!

[hostbu]

I think it's very honorable that these parents are letting us look after their children for these brief but precious moments. I know everyone is doing their best to give these babies the best care possible. It's terrible however, that fathers are excluded from such a beautiful process! Surely Babylon is not telling us one parent is more important than the other!! A family is the most important thing in this world and no child can be expected to chose between loving parents! It's too CRUEL!!

I hope whoever is in charge of this program will see reason and allow everyone to enjoy the delicate trill of a child's laughter. I know I would! FURTHERMORE my address is 410 Taurus!!! in case the administration does change their mind.

In the meantime I AM AN EXCELLENT BABYSITTER. I know mny of the residents are busy with schoolwork and perhaps some kind of amusing career to pass the time. Also club duties! I know you in the Discipline Committee have quite the rigorous schedule! I would be happy to look after bundles of joy. Here are just some of my many good points that make me a perfect candidate for looking after children

+ Friendly
+ Gentle
+ Appeals to all age groups
+ Loving
+ Kind
+ Easy to admire from near or afar
+ No previous convictions of a felony
+ Breathtaking tenor voice
+ I know many commoner children games!!
+ Loved by animals
+ Professionally trained Shakespearian actor
+ Brave
+ Good at coloring

Last but CERTAINLY NOT LEAST I have a daughter of my own!! Her name is Haruhi and I am willing to show her report cards and many family photos to showcase how responsible, well-adjusted and adorable she is.

I think you will all find there is no better choice than me!!!

ps; I don't require payment.

Comments

[tokencommoner]

How did you get my report cards?!

[hostbu]

In the mail!

[hostbu]

Of course.

[tokencommoner]

Please don't look at my private documents!

[tokencommoner]

Also, I am going in to the office first thing in the morning and correcting my permanent address.

[hostbu]

What?

[hostbu]

BUT HARUHI IS SUCH A DILIGENT STUDENT

[hostbu]

Also a reliable witness for my dependability as a babysitter!

[variably.livejournal.com]

"Professionally trained Shakespearian actor?"

[notwalking]

You're one of a kind, Tamaki. And I mean that.

[hostbu]

I know that!

[hostbu]

I took to classical acting methods like a fish to water, my friend!!

[notwalking]

If I had known you like kids, I would've just given Eric to you and skipped Cordelia all together.

[hostbu]

Technically he wasn't yours to give, Charlie.

[notwalking]

Why do you say that.

[hostbu]

Cause the cards are addressed the the girls! This is where I have such a problem with this society!! Fathers and mothers are equally important!!!! dont you agree??

[notwalking]

Sure, why not.

[hostbu]

Anyway, please don't say such a thing. It's not easy for a parent to let go of their own child, no matter what the circumstances.

[crusaded.livejournal.com]

Those are some very admirable qualities.

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

You're starting a free babysitting service? Don't you go to school too?

[variably.livejournal.com]

That's good for babysitting?

[hostbu]

Even babies need a little culture!

[variably.livejournal.com]

I see.

[hostbu]

Yes, Im quite the catch! Even for infants!

[crusaded.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention that you are a suburb pianist. Perhaps you can play them lullabies.