DEFINITELY THE GREATEST CLUB EVER

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Recent events have left me noticing a certain gap in the venues offered by our fair city, and so it is with this in mind that I have decided on this exciting new opportunity.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you THE EATING CLUB.

Our purpose is simple. Our doors are open to anyone who likes eating. Discussion topics include:

Is chocolate tasty... or delicious?

Jamaican Jerk Chicken: the Mystery Food

and, of course, the ever-important: What do you want on your Tombstone?

*Special consideration given to those who appreciate the value of a certain spiny fruit

Important Edit: You do not need to know what braising is to join THE EATING CLUB.

Comments

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

SHAWN.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Yes, Gus?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I'm really excited! ^_^ Maybe I'll bring Senpai too!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Senpai! ^_^ That would be great! Definitely bring Senpai along.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I am not talking to you.

If I were talking to you, I'd tell you that this was childish.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about, Gus. Everyone likes to eat.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

!!!!

But you're already in the cooking club. And I was just about to offer you the enticing position of keeper of the snacks.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

What's that? I could have sworn I heard something, but I guess it was just a fly, buzzing in my ear. A jealous fly, who thinks it's funny to copycat his best friend's genius club idea.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah, you can't have cooking without eating, right? Maybe you can just do both at the same club...

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Unless... are you two going to fight and see whose club is the strongest?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Is that true, Spencer-san? Are you just doing this because of Guster-san?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I am not combining clubs with a copycat.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying yes, and I'm not saying no.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I have to choose?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, Gus's club is for people who like to do lots of work and... measuring things and stuff like that. My club is for people who like food. :D

But you can totally do both! I'm not possessive and whiny like some people are.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Aren't you two friends?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Not at all. Unless Gus is being a big meaniepants.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm not sure what to do...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Not at all, Aya. I'm doing it because I just love eating food that much.

Discussion topic: why is pudding so delicious?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That's funny, I don't hear anything. But I'm busy writing up the invitations to my awesome new club.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I don't want to hurt Guster-san's feelings at all...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Gus will be fine. Here's another: cake or pie? Discuss.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

If you say so...

Umm... cake. Those cute Christmas cakes!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Christmas cakes? You mean... like fruitcake?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Well... There's fruit arranged on top of them!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

This is strange and new and exciting. You should bring one to the first club meeting!

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay! I'll see if I can make one.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Of course.

That doesn't mean I want my club affiliating with his.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

My club is for FANS OF CULINARY CULTURE. Your club is for people who show up afterwards and don't do any of the work.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

You're being a meaniepants.

Aya, you can join any club you like. I would just like to point out that so far, people seem far more interested in the cooking club. The club in which you hold the distinguished title of Keeper of the Snacks.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

It's true.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

You know what? I was going to make éclairs for dessert, but now that's not gonna happen.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah... This is awkward...

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I don't want to make things difficult between you, Guster-san.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm not the best at cooking, but my eating skills are unmatched. Count me in.