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[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Pluses: If I was going to show up here, I picked a good time. It sounds like I missed out on a not so insignificant amount of crazy.

Minuses: From what I gather, that's very much relatively speaking.

Hey. I'm Dani -- Detective Reese, LAPD. And this is...an incredibly nice apartment. We're talking drug-money nice. Which should be interesting.

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[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the circus, Detective. Harry Dresden, Wizard, nice to meet'cha.

[telepathics]

I was LAPD for a while back in my world too. Are you going to join the force here?

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Funny, eh, how your mind jumps straight to drug money.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Wizard. That's...sure. Why not.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Might as well. It's something to do.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

"It's always about drugs and money." Departmental saying -- I've rarely found it to be untrue.

[telepathics]

I can already tell you that it's probably not what you're expecting. Matt Parkman.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Trust me, it only gets weirder, Detective.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Considering my old partner, there is very, very little that I've come to expect.

Hi, Matt Parkman.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd classify a wizard as weird. Maybe awkward. But not weird -- weird is buying a solar farm because it came to you in a dream. You're just slightly abnormal.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

I like it. Since we're not in America, however, it's not a case of drugs or money. Wouldn't want you getting the wrong idea about me after all. Yeah, so I should add. Hi. Welcome to Babylon, you'll love it here. Lots of room for promotion. One of the top dogs on the force got eaten by zombies not two days ago.

[telepathics]

I get that. Uh, I think I was that partner for another person. Once upon a time.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

A solar farm because...? A dream, really? Yeah, that is weird. I'm with you on that one.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

You honestly think that saying only applies to America?

Hi. I'm not looking for a promotion.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

...


...so, the fridge isn't plugged in, but is running.

Why is the fridge not plugged in, but running?

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Bollocks, I knew I forgot a plug.

[saunter.livejournal.com]

Nah, but I'm a Brit, we like to pretend.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

If these pass for drug money nice in L.A., glad I lived on the other side of the country. And the government here is actually quite harsh on the whole drug thing.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

trust me when i say absofuckinglutely no-one bar no-one is making drug money in this town.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Ah. Quick question: have you ever made a partner tie a drunken homeless person to a hotel bed?

[telepathics]

Not that I remember, no.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Well, what with the recession.

But honestly, I've seen a few of the other apartments. Obviously there's not too much that can be done to improve things, but...I'm just very much hoping I don't wind up having to arrest my roommate.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

And you would know that how, exactly?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Why would you have to arrest your roommate? But hey, more space. Or reassignment. Not sure how that all works.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

And an orange grove. Although that one might have just been because it came with a tractor.

Yeah. I'm acclimatized.