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[withthecold.livejournal.com]

DEAR BABYLON

WHO WANTS TO GO STREAKING WITH ME?

Dante, you're in. Let's see if Nero and his tiny penis wants to come, too. It might help him get a pity lay.

I'll make sure not to let anyone get too cold. Unless it's the babes around here.

Comments

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

I am not endorsing this.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You should show off what you've got.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'll strip you down, babe.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

But half of my charm is my elusiveness!

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Like you don't already.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

streaking for a cause.

right. i'm in.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Make sure not to get hard at the sight of my ass.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

It might scare them.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

SO KEEP IT DOWN I'LL SUCK IT OFF LATER

[honorarily.livejournal.com]

If you decide to streak, that will be indecent exposure.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

funny. i wasn't sure there was a law against that sorta thing in a place like this.

[honorarily.livejournal.com]

Ah, I mean, aren't there other ways to parade this?

[honorarily.livejournal.com]

People will be displeased.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

play me the world's smallest violin.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

only if that's a promise. i dunno what else could keep it down.

[honorarily.livejournal.com]

I'll check the law on it.

[alovelydevil.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that just increase breeding urges?

[honorarily.livejournal.com]

... It appears that streaking is encouraged.

Carry on.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

the streaking?

[alovelydevil.livejournal.com]

It seems like the kind of thing they'd encourage.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i'm not complaining.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

will do. look for my windsock.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Word of advice? Don't use the phrase "world's smallest" in a discussion about streaking.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i don't have any of those insecurities, babe.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Still, it's no fun if the setup's that easy.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

the setup doesn't matter to a guy that can deliver.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

A real comedian, hmm?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

you can decide for yourself if you come see the show.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...you basically just asked me to show up and laugh.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

knock yourself silly.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I avoid comedians as a rule. Occupational hazard.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

your loss.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.