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[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

I believe that the government did not think their brilliant plan all the way through.

What do they expect me to do with this?

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[lochetic.livejournal.com]

They burn very poorly.

The trash might be a better option.

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

There is a certain lack of satisfaction in merely throwing something in the trash.

[mahoney.livejournal.com]

We could make you a hat?

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

I am not wearing that on my head.

[lochetic.livejournal.com]

Whatever you do with it, you might want to find sufficient ventilation.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Wear it, apparently.

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

I believe the problems I have with that should be somewhat obvious.

[mahoney.livejournal.com]

Well I'm sure it's clean?

...Or I hope it is, anyway.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

To all but them.

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

The only insult worse than receiving undergarments from the government would be receiving secondhand undergarments from the government.

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

One must wonder at their qualifications for running anything.

[mahoney.livejournal.com]

Honestly, with all the baby things and the Viagra in the water?

Wouldn't surprise me.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately no one has the option of being choosy.

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

How very classy of them.

[mahoney.livejournal.com]

Super classy.

[antistewart.livejournal.com]

In your case, use it as a rope?

[oftheplanet.livejournal.com]

They really don't think about the quadrupeds, do they?

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

I haven't found myself with much need for rope, either.

[lucklessnumber.livejournal.com]

Evidently not.

[antistewart.livejournal.com]

Then a very stringy chew-toy?