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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

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So we made out. Big deal. People make out all the time.

Right. Whatever.


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So it looks like the lack of space in our freezer is a good thing. Turns out my new ice cream supplier is better looking than the 600 pound behemoth in the kitchen.

... Sorry, Bobby.

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[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Which was probably true.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

But still, gross.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'm not six hundred pounds but I'm pretty built.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

For a small guy.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

But I'm not small where it counts.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

I'm immune to it.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

See: below.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

He's short, hairy and calls people Bub.

Who would find that h... Nevermind, my aunt Cindy would.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Let me guess: you've seen the movies.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Worst movies ever.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

God, that Bobby was boring.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I never saw the movies.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

It says something for society when crappy movies like that last until now but no one saves X-Men #1.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

I was like... 11 when the first one came out.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Cartoons, then.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Maybe ten.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

You mean you're not eleven now?

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Or ten.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

The only things I know about comics I learned from Seth Cohen.

Ew.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

THE GOVERNMENT THINKS SO.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Who?

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

But I'm the hottest 11 year old this side of Babylon.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Ten years, kid. Ten years.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

My dead sister's on-and-off-boyfriend's adopted family's nerdy son who happened to live next door to us all our lives.