Ok, I have no idea how I made it out of that alive. I knocked on the door, and when he opened it, there was like this awkward silence? And then he chased me around with his police-club thing and I had to dive out the hallway window. Naked. I'm almost out of bandaids here, but I made it out alive-
Apparently havin 3 broken ribs and an arm is a medical emergency. I have no idea who that guy is but damn, he knows how to kick some ass. I think I managed to lick him. I mean, I caught him in the hall but I can't tell if my tongue hit him or his tonfa, because the tonfa hit me in the jaw pretty damn hard before I knew he had it on him. And if I hit his tonfa, would that count? And can I at least get partial credit for painting a huge cock on his door before I attempted the licking?
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Date: 2008-08-26 01:03 am (UTC)Why don't we have door-to-door porn salesmen?
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Date: 2008-08-26 01:07 am (UTC)I knocked on the door, and when he opened it, there was like this awkward silence? And then he chased me around with his police-club thing and I had to dive out the hallway window.
Naked.
I'm almost out of bandaids here, but I made it out alive-
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Date: 2008-08-26 01:19 am (UTC)I think I managed to lick him. I mean, I caught him in the hall but I can't tell if my tongue hit him or his tonfa, because the tonfa hit me in the jaw pretty damn hard before I knew he had it on him. And if I hit his tonfa, would that count?
And can I at least get partial credit for painting a huge cock on his door before I attempted the licking?
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Date: 2008-08-26 01:29 am (UTC)Dare.
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Date: 2008-08-26 01:30 am (UTC)dare, huh? take a piss in a cup and leave it outside your neighbor's door.