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[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't help but feel a striking sense of déjà vu.

But that's all right. I've handled it once, I can handle it again. Really.

The name's Mercutio. Just Mercutio.

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[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

... Mercutio?

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Well isn't it Pandora. You're looking pretty nice there in that icon. Hal buck up and take you yet?

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

"Take you"?

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Assume the worst! Fuck you, of course. But I guess not. He'd take some fake bitch that looks like Simone to you.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

It's good to see death doesn't change you, Mercutio.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

To tell you the truth, I'm surprised you're not flipping out. Pretty fucking anti-climatic.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

I don't express it very well through this.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

That's great. Real fucking great. I come into the fucking afterlife (again, DEJA VU BABY) and I get stuck with Miss I stare out the window thinking of Hallow-fucking-ween.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

Halloween's here, too. And Fantasia.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Now, I'm surprised you even told me.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

The same thing won't happen again.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Oh, really, Pandora? What, you'll just sit and fucking HOPE the world'll work out this time? Here's a hint: this place isn't any better then the shithole we walked off into.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

No, because there will be ways to stop you this time.

There really doesn't seem to be a reason behind doing it, though. The responsibility isn't only on us.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

'Course not. Maybe things will work out how they should this time.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

I ... don't want to know how that is.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Hal'll be able to work it out. Vashti'd probably have a good thousand or so theories, but I bet she'd just be pissed that some girl didn't take a liking to her. Shit like that. Fan might be able to work it out, too, if she's not too off going through the fucking rabbit hole.

I wouldn't expect you to know shit, though, Pandora. You were the dreamer. Bet it was a real trip to learn it was all a dream, and even when you stepped out of it, Halloween wasn't tripping to get in your pants.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

But I'd be all over that shit, Pandora. All over it. Just sucks too much that you'd probably be saying his name mid-coitus.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

... Do you have a roommate, Mercutio?

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

Avoiding the subject. Smooth, Pandora.

And not yet! Really, it's a bit of a shame.

[flawedhope.livejournal.com]

There are some merciful actions in this world.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA PANDORA MADE A JOKE. PANDORA'S ACTUALLY PESSIMISTIC ABOUT ME. HAHAHAHAHA.

Maniacal laughter doesn't work so well over this ...

[cherrycolorfunk.livejournal.com]

Mercy mercy.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

And that's two!

[hewhosucceeds.livejournal.com]

They should have an insta-sound thing. The fucking technology here is so ancient.

[cherrycolorfunk.livejournal.com]

Four.

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Mercutio, right? Rube Sofer. How about you leave Pandora alone.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

And yet they've got this whole "Divine Portal Initiative" though the name alone indicates they don't exactly know what they've got on their hands.