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[magicbone]

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hi. um. I'm really sorry if you heard any, um, noises from my apartment the past few days. it's been...interesting times. but anyway, I really am sorry and that's not the point. what does Roxas like? other than ice cream.



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I wonder if Babylon is doing anything for hanukkah. uh, I wonder if I'm the only one who celebrates hanukkah, actually.

um, I don't know why anyone would need me, but if they did, I'm um crashing on Andrew's couch for a while. until I can, you know. live alone again. it's a reeeally long story, but this week has been epic fail over nine thousand, and. yeah. just not good times.

screw it. I'm done.

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[wells]

We could do something for Hannukah!

[magicbone]

slfjskl since when are you jewish.

[wells]

I am a man of many cultures!

[magicbone]

you're getting a kippah for christmas.

[wells]

...Okay so I maybe had to google that. But I mean, you're celebrating Christmas with me (you are celebrating Christmas with me, right? I need someone to help me chop stuff up) so I can celebrate Hannukah with you!

[magicbone]

you're just so ignorant of my culture!

slkfjskl of course I'm celebrating christmas with you! who else, seriously. um, what do you need to chop up?

[wells]

You know, stuff that needs chopping up! Like vegetables and stuff. You can be my kitchenhand~

[magicbone]

oh cool, what are you making? um, I suck at cooking but. you know. I can stand there and be encouraging?

[wells]

Not now! I don't really need to cook now. But for Christmas dinner!! You're totally going to decorate, too. Red and green, it's not that hard.

[magicbone]

that's what I meant! and sfklsjlfksj only my dad was jewish you know. so um I got both! it was cool. also um, you're like three feet away from me, why are we so cool.

[wells]

Shut up, typing is faster.

[magicbone]

YOU'RE LITERALLY READING THIS OVER MY SHOULDER slfjslkfsj read your own computer! Andrew. I can see you. YOU'R BREATHING ON MY NECK GO AWAY slkjfskljf

[wells]

lmfao THAT'S WHY I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND, JONATHAN.

[magicbone]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP, THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! STOP READING. STOP. ASLJFSLKJF IF I COULD MOVE I WOULD TACKLE YOU RIGHT NOW!

[wells]

Dude okay, don't make me steal your password and just log in as you cause I can do that!!

[magicbone]

slkfjslksfkl you wouldn't. why would you do that.

[wells]

Only out of love okayjghksdldsj NO FAIR YOU'LL INJURE YOURSELF.

[wells]

LOOK AT ME I'M ANDREW AND I'M A BIG JERK

[magicbone]

look at me i'm jonathan and the shift key is difficult for me.

[wells]

Look at me, I'm Andrew and I put injured houseguests/best friends in headlocks because I'm a huge jerk!

[magicbone]

look at me, i'm jonathan and i pretend i can't walk and then viciously attack!!!!

[wells]

Look at me, I'm Andrew and I probably have an EVIL PLOT to poison Jonathan with my sinfully delicious muffins! EVIL PLOT EVIL PLOT EVIL PLOT