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[notwalking]

What the fuck kind of football tryout was that? There was a wall of fire. I shit you not, a god damn wall of hellfire. Someone in Babylon wants me to die.

That's why I stick to soccer and crew. I'll find those teams soon enough. As soon as my body recovers from the snakebites. Oh, yeah, there were snakes too. I fucking hate snakes. I fucking hate football.

God damn it. Captain? Drinks?

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[repent]

You didn't make the team? And to think, I was so looking forward to playing alongside you.

[notwalking]

Oh, I'll come watch you.

[repent]

You do that then, kid.

[notwalking]

What, you don't want me to?

[repent]

I don't care, really.

[notwalking]

Hard to get works on me.

[repent]

So what, knocking you out doesn't even stop you? Look, I'm in a fucking fantastic mood, so I'll let this one slide. Thanks for the poem.

[notwalking]

I'm unstoppable. You'll learn that soon enough.

You're welcome. It's the least I could do.

[repent]

You know, usually persistence is attractive, but on you? It's just annoying.

[notwalking]

I'll take that too.