I'm so glad Christmas hasn't changed!

[hostbu]

Ah, Haruhi! Éclair! What would you two like for Christmas? Obviously I've already bought you both gifts, but I can't help myself! What else would you like?? Haruhi, now, daddy knows some of the things you asked for thanks to that nice boy's christmas list post but indulge me!! A father cannot help but spoil his little girl!

Now, Éclair, you haven't told me what you would like... Although, I think I've made some very good guesses so far. Despite these living arrangements, I would say we are becoming very well acquainted- don't you agree? I think so! So.... What would a delicate creature like yourself desire? Anything you like, it's yours!


Haruhi don't be shy!! I would love to buy you something to see you smile! Ah, would anyone else like something for Christmas?

Comments

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

what's there to understand?

[hostbu]

Well...... it sounds like you were asking for women, but I know that's not it, so I apologize!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

what, you don't have any?

[hostbu]

what?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i said you don't have any women? you can't read?

[hostbu]

You can't just... give someone a woman... because.... A lady is not an object!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

what are you worrying about? you don't think i'll treat her well?

[hostbu]

I am not giving you a woman. If you would like to have a companion for the holidays, she'll just have to choose to be with you. Isn't that what being a man is? Earning the love of a woman?

And frankly I don't think it's right to ask another man this kind of thing, especially when he is speaking to his daughter and fiancee.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

sorry could you type that out one more time? i wasn't paying attention. all i see is blah blah blah blah.

[hostbu]

It's all right. I know in time you will grow as a person and realize these things as well.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's really too bad i'm so stupid.

[hostbu]

I'd never say that.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, maybe not say it.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Now now dear, maybe if you're luck your Secret Santa will buy you a fifteen dollar hooker. In the mean time let's not bother the nice young man.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

a cheap hooker? aw, c'mon babe. that ain't nice.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

It's nicer than no hookers at all!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, i guess so.

[hostbu]

Ah! What kind words from such a lovely woman!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

hey, don't flirt with yuuko.