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[nedmakespies.livejournal.com]

This...is weird. I mean, I guess being able to wake the dead with my finger means I pretty much redefine "weird," but even by my standards...weird. Apparently I am fictional. I don't feel fictional.

I was thinking of having a sort of...pie social (or maybe pie-with-ice cream social) so I can meet the rest of the people here. I wonder what kinds of pie I should make.

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[nedmakespies.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Any world where I'm normal seems...well, strange doesn't quite cover it. But I suppose I will adapt.

I hope I can be useful. They said something about...um...breeding, which I'd prefer not to do if I don't have to (it's a touching people thing...you know?), but I'd love to be able to supply people with pie and other foods. My touch make the fruit so fresh that it's literally still alive as people eat it.

Which I guess is one of the better aspects of having this...ability.

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Clearly you haven't had much contact with the strange folk in this world, then. Watch out for talking cats.

You're in luck. We mostly just ignore the breeding clause. No one much wants children overrunning the domes.

Color me excited for the pies, then.