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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I would say it's the thought that counts but I'm not actually sure what that thought even was. I'm pretty familiar with human anatomy though (plus, no murders) so I think it's safe to say it's not that. Human anatomy I mean.

I'm keeping it in the freezer until such time as any mystical properties may be confirmed or denied. Mia, don't be alarmed and also try not to eat anything you think may be steak. It's not.

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[magicbone]

I still think it's symbolic?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Enlighten me, oh reader of pretentious literature.

[magicbone]

best book ever, okay, um let's not have this argument again. um. you have an admirer, o provider of completely unpretentious literature.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Huh. I thought you would go with something about my cold black heart but that's a hypothesis. I'm not really sure how I feel about it.

P.S. Just because we know how to exploit your weaknesses it doesn't make them any less uh, weak.

[magicbone]

I don't think it would have been um as bloody if your secret Santa was going for that metaphor? at least it's not food.

p.s. you're such a good friend.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

OR IS IT.

P.P.S. Whatever, you're violating the rules of the conversation.

[magicbone]

um, EW. no dinners at your apartment in the future.

p.p.p.s. what rules? are we making another outline?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

C'mon, I'm sure Andrew could do something innovative and miraculous with it.

P.P.P.P.S. Never mind, midgetor.

[wells]

Mmm, I'm not sure what goes with heart, I'd have to check. Tomato, maybe?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm all about the spices.

[wells]

...Just for the record, I'm not actually planning to cook your Christmas Valentine.

[magicbone]

oh thank god.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
 
Duly noted, thank you.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Jealous?

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[wells]

Um, I dunno, is the lollipop a threat to me?

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I guess that depends on whether your gift was flavored or not.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[wells]

Um.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hold on, I'll check.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 
 
This is oddly appropriate actually.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hm. I think I prefer Godiva though. You sure you'd want to use this?

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[wells]

I'm sure.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Again I say duly noted.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I had to go to a special butcher for that one.

Did you like the lolli too?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That makes me feel all warm inside.

Indeed I did. A little hard to open the wrapper, what with all the blood from the other thing, but you can't go wrong with your classic stocking stuffers.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

♥!

I did have to put extra plastic wrap on it to keep the blood from getting on the candy. Preserving the flavor is most important, really.

[crownedge]

I apologize about Rhode.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

She seems to know what she's doing.

[repent]

You're pretty familiar with human anatomy.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You'd better believe it.

[repent]

You realise that's like, a 5 on the creepitude Richter scale, right?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

What! I read!

[repent]

Yeah, and Bundy was a politician.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Serial killers are so pedestrian, princess. Also, you don't know me.

[repent]

I've heard stories. Thought it'd be fun to play in the dark side, knocked down a few sandcastles, got a few people killed. Whatever.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Funny how you say "got" like it was ever a mistake.

[repent]

So penitence is pedestrian too, now?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I know it's all the rage but what can I say, fads leave me cold.

[repent]

Keep telling yourself that, princess.

[magicbone]

you're kind of awesome.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

 

[magicbone]

just um stating a fact.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So do you have a general hard on for Slayers or is that part just coincidence?

[magicbone]

um well I think she's more of a dark chocolate person so no. just. no.

[repent]

Yo, only kind of? I'm hurt.

[magicbone]

well um. yeah. it was um an understatement?

[repent]

Damn right.

[spiritmentor.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think that I'd mistake that for steak. Thank you for the warning, though.